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Master Jackass Theater presents…
A Haddockism production…
In cooperation with At Least I Have a Sense of Humor Entertainment….

THE BEST GINGA FANFIC EVAR…PART 1
ATHORZ NOT: I M GOIG BY THE ANNIME!  THE MAGNA SUCKS BECUZ READIG SUCKZ!!!!!111 LOLOLOL ^_^
OHOO
Weedo sat under the chery tree.  He taught of his moter, sakura.  den he herd gb callig him!!!!1 ‘Weedo weedo the puppys! dey r born!”  “OMG” sed Weedo!  “I must c dem!!!!!!1111”

he saw hiz mat, a byoodiful akida dog nammed Sprinkulz.  ‘omg’ sed Weedo.  ‘there r 3 of thm.’ Sprinkulz laughed. ‘wat shud we nam them deer?’  Weedo lafd. ‘we shud nam 1 gin after my tosa.’ He sed luking @ a bindl tora-gi puppie.  ‘even tho hes not ded yet.’  He luked at anoder 1. It was wite and also a boy. ‘dis 1 is george.’ He luked at the last 1. ‘did 1 is jerum aftr mi ded frend.’ He remembered how jerum had dide his body spinig thru the river like a toilett flush.

‘I m not ded!!!!!!!111’ said a voise sudewnly behind dem.  weedo turned! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 JERUM WAZ ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
‘JERUM!” scremed Weedo!!1 “WEEDO!’ scremed jerum!  The ran @ ech othr and huged! ‘weedo I missed u’ jerum cryed ‘I missed u 2 jerum’ weedo sed.  tehy kissed and den rite tehre tehy had hot steamuy sex! (athorz not: OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 ^_^^_^^_^)

suddenly tho dere sexmakig waz interupted!  Saske ran in scrteming help help! Hiz neck was broke ad dere waz blod EVARYWERE.‘wat iz it sake’ assed weedo.  ‘dere iz a new enemi 2 ohoo!  His name is hogankabutto P-4!  He iz….he iz the son of akabutto hogan and p-4!!!!!!!!!!1111111111’ tehn sakske FELL OVER AND DIED.
‘oh no’ sed Weedo.

END PART 1

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This hurt me mentally to try to write.

Making fun of the general ability of fanfic writers. (also, those who try and 'animate' their stories on YouTube'.)

Alternative title would have been Ginga Densetsu Cliche.

Ginga series (c) Yoshihiro Takahashi

Present things mocked:

- Japanese where it should not be. And misspelled at that.
- Using character names from existing series characters.
- Going by the anime.
- Serious injuries still mean you can run away. (Yes, even broken necks!)
- Improbable, cliche soon-of/daughter-of villain. Actually, this one has three parents. SOMEHOW.

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!ShadowofDoom337 Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't even XDD
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!Lonegami Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh goddammit this was hilarious!
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:iconxzackfairloverx:
Oh my God...I laughed so fucking hard XDD
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*nekonotaishou May 14, 2011  Student Filmographer
Just discovered this. Had tons of fun reading it aloud with my sis. :lmao:
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!Scout8 Feb 23, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Hogankabutto P-4.... How is it possible!?!?!
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:iconhaddockism:
Magic. Aaand...Science! SCIENTIFIC MAGIC!
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:iconscout8:
!Scout8 Feb 23, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
NUUUUUUUU
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:iconfhareli:
you forgot to call him uiido once.
i am dissapoint.
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~emoferrets Jul 3, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
My head just hurt but it was the BEST ginga fanfict ever! :winner:
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